Fabulous!

We've had some changes at KASH Club, and here is our new schedule:

Sunday: SUNDAY SHADOWS (goth, trance, dark wave) w/ DJ Jester Demina and Host Siryn Rosse
Monday: STREET JAM MONDAYS (hip-hop, rap) w/ DJ Pilar Catteneo and Host Tasha Blackadder
Tuesday: TOTALLY TUESDAYS (80s) w/ DJ Kenlee Slade (ME!) and Host Piata Hykova
Wednesday: WILD WEDNESDAYS (everything) w/ DJ Anthony Portsmouth and Hosts Ashia Tomsen & Siryn Rosse
Thurday: LIVE! WITH DJ ENTROPY (mixed mash-ups, industrial, everything) w/ DJ Entropy Nikolaidis and Host Beda Wilder
Friday: FRESH FRIDAYS (dance, pop, Top 40) w/ DJ Dion Dannunzio and Host Piata Hykova

Each show is still 8 - 10PM SLT, and we've got a contest each night. For example! The contest for this week's Totally Tuesdays is Best Superhero, with $400L going out to the winners! Be there!

I promised I'd start throwing pics in here someday, and I still will. Regardless, they'll all be here in my scrapbook: http://pics.livejournal.com/kenlee_slade/.

My promotional shot for KASH Club's Pirate Event on Tuesday, November 6th:

WHO: DJ Kenlee Slade (That's ME! XD)
WHAT: Totally Tuesdays' BEST PIRATE Contest
WHERE: KASH Club
WHEN: Tuesday night @ 8PM to 10PM SLT
WHY: Because you want to have a good time and be piratey!

OMG! I am so bad about updating this blog! It's been almost 3 months! I should be ashamed...

Okay, enough shame. So! Here's what's been going on in my SL world. I have relocated to a beautiful new piece of property in the Rond sim on the Corsica continent called Port Norrington, where I keep my beautiful custom tall ship, the SLS Norrington.

I've also recently opened a nightclub with my SL best friend, Ashia Tomsen, called KASH Club, situated in the Morels sim of the Corsica continent. It's all custom and unique; everybody loves it! Our blurb:

"KASH Club was created to be a high-end place for the type of SL resident who wants to have fun and good times without all the drama, egos, and lag. From the quaint boutiques in the courtyard outside to the plush couches and the unusual sunken dancefloor inside, KASH Club is class personified."

Opening night was Monday, October 22, 2007, and thus far, we've had some great success! We have events Sunday through Friday, from 8 to 10PM SLT. Here's our lineup:

Sunday: SUNDAY SHADOWS (goth, old wave, industrial) w/ DJ Jester Demina
Monday: STREET JAMS MONDAY (hip-hop) w/ DJ Pilar Catteneo
Tuesday: TOTALLY TUESDAYS (your favorites from the 80s!) w/ DJ Kenlee Slade (me!)
Wednesday: ROCKBLOCK WEDNESDAYS (rock) w/ DJ Kae Mantis
Thursday: LIVE WITH DJ ENTROPY! (live mixes & mash-ups) w/ DJ Entropy Nikolaidis
Friday: FRESH FRIDAYS (Top 40 & dance) w/ DJ Kae Mantis

We've got contests at each show and a kickass balloon shooter that we constantly load up with lindens. Come on out and see us!

So! Because I didn't participate in voice chat with a certain owner of a certain club in SL, I have been summarily removed from my DJ position at said club and have even been banned. Oh... *tear*...

Actually, it's a fucking relief. It just wasn't fun there anymore, and certain people were really just fucking crazy, but I won't go into that any further. Suffice it to say that I was happy to leave and have absolutely no problem with being banned from that particular sim. That place seems like it's going down, I swear...

In other news, I'm opening a nightclub with Ash and have commissioned an absolutely fantastic builder (arguably one of the best builders on the grid) to construct the establishment. The club will be all about fun, not about making money or getting retarded amounts of traffic or anything. It'll basically just be an extremely classy and upscale club with great music and great people, the way a club should be. It will, of course, be a drama-free zone, an escape from the majority of the grid.

We've already got some great DJs lined up to do future one-off sets as well as a couple of excellent house DJs ('house' referring to DJs employed by the club, not the type of music they play), including yours truly. And hosts! We have awesome house hosts also. Once the entire place is up and running, I will fully pimp it here.

In the meantime, I will be busy with RL, as it should be. :)

Okay, so while I've ditched VooDoo as a hangout, I still DJ there (Mondays @ 7PM SLT!), and there is one set I'll still attend: Thursday night's Obscure Underground.

Obscure Underground runs Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights from 10PM to 1AM and plays lots of goth music, old wave, and industrial music, which is a lot of fun, especially when the DJ does big blocks of Depeche Mode, The Cure, NIN, and KMFDM. I used to attend all of the sets, but now, I'm only attending the Thursday set (Ashia is the host!).

So! Come on down to VooDoo Lounge tonight for Obscure Underground. It is the place to be.

WHO: DJ Jester Pezz Demina (and me and Ashia!)
WHAT: Obscure Underground (Thursday edition)
WHERE: VooDoo Lounge
WHEN: Thursday nights @ 10PM to 1AM SLT
WHY: Because you want to have a good time before the weekend!

TWIRL IT UP ON THE SUNKEN DANCEFLOOR!

Okay, well, not really. XD

Last night, I stopped being the hiring manager at VooDoo Lounge. I'm now only performing as a DJ for one set a week: 80s Requestfest! I'll be playing nothing but your favorite music from that glorious decade of excess, the 1980s. Anyone who sees this is totally invited to drop by and say 'hey' and give a few songs a listen.

WHO: DJ Kenlee Slade (and lots of 80s music lovers!)
WHAT: 80s Requestfest
WHERE: VooDoo Lounge
WHEN: Monday nights @ 7PM to 10PM SLT
WHY: Because you love the 80s!

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER OMG.

Some things I'd like to get off my glorious chest:

1. Fuck you, Lindens. Voice has fucked us all. If it wasn't the insane crashes before, it's now the constant bullfuckery of the voice going on and off. On top of that, the usrs are even more fucking rude, if that's possible.

2. I swore I'd never take a job in SL. I'm currently a manager for a very popular club, and I'm beginning to regret that decision more and more every minute. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Totally bad on me. I'm also DJing at said club, which I'm actually enjoying. Who'da thought?

3. Boys are also fucking ridiculous. Most of them can't make up their minds about who they are. For example, this one guy is friends with me and my SL best friend, Ashia. He thinks she's a badgirl and that I'm a goodgirl, so he flirts like mad with her to be the sexgod he thinks she wants (her opinion? DO NOT WANT.), and then he turns right around to act all sweet and wholesome for me and be the upstanding good guy he thinks I want (my opinion? DO NOT WANT.). Boys are fucking ridiculous.

4. Ah, my SL best friend Ashia Tomsen. How I adore her! She is seriously one of the very few bright spots in my entire SL existence. I seriously do not know what I'd do without her.

5. I have my ship! siryn_rosse has custom built a tall ship for me: the SLS Norrington (SLS = Second Life Ship). It is beautiful, and I love it like whoa. I even have it all decked out already! It's strictly for me and my closest friends, so no public access. :) However, Siryn may well be selling the model soon, so you can have your very own gorgeous ship!

6. I have also put together a little photo studio/office for myself in the sky above my ship. It's very simple yet practical and tasteful. Hot pics, here I come!

7. A big ass profile for me will soon be forthcoming.

8. Many pics will soon be forthcoming.

9. I also want to commission Siryn for a portrait. The talent of this man is boundless!

Dear Linden Gods:

A couple of releases ago, I suddenly began going cross-eyed at odd intervals. You recently gave us a new viewer which corrected this. You lying motherfuckers.

I AM STILL CROSS-EYED, BITCHES!

Much hate,
Kenlee